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Nothing is more metal than the crushing weight of student debt. Inscribed by the generic font of generic college; go team, see you at the quad. This is the time to be yourself and feel comfortable. Matriculate to the darkness and wear the hood. Now lay flat and feel the weight. 


Product details: Unisex fit, 80% cotton, 20% polyester, anti-pill. Pullover hood, raglan sleeves, kangaroo pocket, lined hood, tonal drawcord, sleeve cuff ribbing, preshrunk.


Screenprinted in Philadelphia by Press & Release Printing Company. 


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  • Shipping is $15 flat-rate for US sales. Please send an email to for International shipping options. 

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